Choose humor for your personal or business Christmas cards.
(Prince) What do you get from a pampered cow?
Many banks have a new kind of Christmas club in operation.You sure this guy isnt laundering illegal drug money?Funny Christmas Cards, want to stand out?I took it to the gift wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping.Will and Guy are unsure if Christmas cracker riddles are also called bon-bons in Ireland. .On the end of the armies.Camilla Rose, more images.3 More Cracker Riddles, how do you know if Santa is really a werewolf?Rather than emails or other digital greetings, cards offer a more personal and thoughtful way to make your recipients laugh this season.
How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, and beer Whod have ever guessed that product consumption, popular entertainment, and spirituality would mix so harmoniously?
Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and receipts for all major purchases.
Christmas Humour - Disaster At the Restaurant Passing the Mayfair Chinese Restaurant on the corner of Castle Road (the premises where Peter Sellers was born) today 3rd January, on my way back from seeing Sheridan, I saw that there was a handwritten notice on the.
A lot of money is tainted.
3) He IS Santa Claus!Robert Staughton Lynd I get a little behind during Lent, but it comes out even at Christmas.The principal advantage of the non-parental lifestyle is that on Christmas Eve you need not be struck dumb by the three most terrifying words that the government allows to be printed on any product: Some assembly required.Bill Watterson, Calvin Hobbes Charlie, stay away from those things.Arent we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas.Its a general clean-out.Camilla Rose Birthday, more images.Visit people only once a year.When I was a kid, Halloween was Halloween, and Santa wasnt poking his ass into it!It must have ruined their Christmas and New Year trade!Nothings as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
What do you get if you cross a hen with a bedside clock?
On his return to England Tom designed a cracker shape; also inspired by the sound of logs crackling in a fire, and founded a cracker manufacturers in 1847, which still exists today - possibly the largest manufacturer in the world.